The company with the
dumb name...
WeHaventTheTime. It seems self-explanatory to us, but perhaps we should elaborate.
You know how people say "There aren't enough hours in the day," or "There's no time to lose," or even "My pantleg is on fire" (a colloquialism found only in the remotest corners of Venezuela)? Well, WeHaventTheTime was founded and built upon the principle that somehow, some way, we find the time to do it all. And more. It would be perpetually easy to say, "We don't have the time for this," or "We just can't spare a minute for that," or "Hey, your pantleg is on fire" (we spend a lot of time in Venezuela). Instead, we just do the job with controlled and somehow equally reckless abandon, with no regard for this imaginary restraint called "time."
Located in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, WeHaventTheTime is the creative collaboration of Christopher Thomas!, Immanuel Mullen, and Eric Salczynski. Together they combine creativity, skill, and an appetite for destruction to deliver unique and high-quality websites and applications, print media, merchandise design, and whatever else they can get their dirty little fingers into. And all of this while maintaining sanity, happiness, and bellies full of burritos from Moe's Southwest Grill. (The "Moo Moo Mr. Cow" is our collective jam.)
Christopher Thomas!
The first thing that you should know about Christopher! is that he insists that you call him Christopher and not "Chris." He is fiercely adamant about this and has been known to cause many a scene at various upscale restaurants across the continental United States (and once in Vancouver). He graduated from Purdue University in 2006 with Bachelor's Degrees in Computer Graphics Tehnology and English Literature.
When he's not doing things for WHTT, he is playing drums or guitar in any of a variety of bands (he and Eric are in Darling together) and running the Decapolis Labs Recording Studio. And as if that weren't enough, he also somehow finds time to write poems and play his Nintendo DS Lite. He also usually adds an exclamation point to the end of his name.
Immanuel Mullen
Immanuel loves randomness, especially when it comes to creative outlets. His previous jobs have allowed him to work on projects ranging from web design to video podcasts to logo design to interactive kiosks to pushing carts at Wal-Mart (don´t hate). During his past freelance stints he was able to work with clients ranging from Rolls Royce to the Gut Smacker (a small town hamburger eating competition). All in all, Immanuel enjoys trying his hands at different creative tasks. Except for programming. He´s no good at programming. He has a strong dislike for it, actually. He´ll let whoever did this site do the programming.
Currently, Immanuel´s random hobbies include watching an unhealthy amount of Anime, trying to learn Japanese (and failing), trying to re-learn how to draw, learning to break dance (again, failing), writing screenplays, shooting short films, and knitting.
Eric Salczynski
Eric is currently enrolled in Basic Shapes and Colors: I at the Wizard of Art School of Design and Magic. He's working on his first piece, "Banana." It's a banana. He's struggling with the shape, but feels that he "nailed the color." He is also taking Beginning Web Development: Layouts and Tables, where he just learned about the <marquee> tag. His favorite web design element is the animated GIF.
Recently, Eric started taking bass guitar lessons. He already knows four notes: E, C, G, and B#. He plays bass for the Jimmy Buffet cover band, Darling. Look out, Puddle of Mudd! There's a new band in town! And it's Darling! And they're here to! ROCK!
As WHTT's lead programmer, Eric, has a pretty good understanding of web development, despite struggling through the first week of Beginning Web Development: Layouts and Tables. He knows all kinds of web languages including: xHTML, CSS, PHP, MySQL, Javascript, and Ruby on Rails. One day he even spent his whole spring break week learning to program in Ruby on Rails!
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- GMU/O d- s+: a- C++(++++) UL>+++ P+ L+>++ E--- W+++$ N- !o K? w !O M+(++) !V PS++(+++) PE+ Y+ PGP t+ !5 X++ R++ tv+ b+++ DI+ D++ G e++ h r++ z+ ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
Julie Bancroft
Julie is a real crackerjack. She has several years of experience in communications from marketing and advertising to PR and print design. She graduated with honors with a B.S. in communications from Penn State Harrisburg. Julie's moved by 80's fashion, bands whose names start with the letter K and fonts-she spent nearly a year writing a thesis exposing the evils of comic sans.
Julie is WHTT's first line of defense against would-be clients, so e-mail her about hiring WHTT for your project.